random recipes and the like

Friday, March 24, 2006

The Belmont

Alright, I'm 21 now and I'm going to post a drink recipe, like it or not...

This is the Belmont. I'm going to give my modified recipe because the original is a bit on the rough side...

1 and 1/2 ounce Gin
1 ounce Light Cream
1 tablespoon Raspberry Syrup (or to taste)
5 Raspberries

Put two scoops of ice in a shaker. Add the first three ingredients. "Shake it like a polaroid picture."

Rinse the raspberries and put them in a chilled martini glass. Strain the liquid in the shaker over the raspberries and serve.


This drink is great. Add more or less raspberry syrup if you so desire.
:: posted by Joe Fuel, 8:48 PM | link | 0 comments |

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Lime-Cilantro Pork Tacos

We tried this out in the apartment last night. It's awesome, trust me.

Ingredients:
1 lb pork tenderloin (trimmed and cut into thin strips)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
2 teaspoons olive oil
1 and 1/2 cups thinly sliced onion
1 small jalapeno pepper (chopped)
1/2 cup chicken broth
1/2 cup chopped plum tomato
3 tablespoons chopped cilantro
2 and 1/2 tablespoons lime juice
flour tortillas

Directions:
1. Heat a large-nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Sprinkle pork with black pepper and salt. Add oil to the pan. Add the pork and brown it. Remove pork from pan and place to the side (ideally in a bowl or something).
2. Add onion and jalapeno to pan. Saute until tender.
3. Add broth and reduce heat. Let simmer for a minute or so. Stir in tomato and simmer for two minutes.
4. Return pork and accumulated juices to pan. Stir in cilantro and lime juice. Cook until pork is done.
5. Warm the tortillas in a small skillet (no need for oil or anything).
6. Serve and enjoy.
:: posted by Joe Fuel, 9:08 PM | link | 3 comments |

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Orange Fizz

Well, well, well. I have a fancy little book about mixed drinks. I think it’s time to share something from it.

So here it is, a simple non-alcoholic beverage (I know, I know. Non-alcoholic might mean non-enjoyable to some of you. But I’m not old enough to drink. And I’ll only post recipes that I’ve tried and approved. Deal with it.)

The Orange Fizz

3 ounces orange juice
3 ounces ginger ale
4 ice cubes
1 orange slice
1 maraschino cherry

Put the juice, ginger ale, and ice in a large wineglass, in that order. Garnish with the orange slice and cherry.

Note: I’ve tried this with store-brand liquids and the higher quality juice and ginger ale. Go for the higher quality ingredients. Trust me, it makes a HUGE difference.
:: posted by Joe Fuel, 9:12 PM | link | 1 comments |

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Puerco Pibil (Poo-air-ko Pee-bee-el)

This dish is stolen from Robert Rodriguez. He put together a short video on how to make this dish on the Once Upon a Time in Mexico DVD. It's a pretty awesome video, so I'd suggest checking it out.

Anyway, here's the recipe for those of you who don't care to go rent the movie.

Ingredients:

5 tbps of Annato or Achiote Seeds (same thing, different name)
2 tsp Cumin
1 tbsp Black Pepper
1/2 tsp Cloves
2 tbsp Salt
8 Allspice

1/2 cup Orange Juice
1/2 cup White Vinegar
5 lemons
8 cloves of Garlic
2 Habanero Peppers
Tequila (that's right, it's going to be fun)

5 lbs of Pork Butt

(I've broken the ingredients up for a reason, just be patient.)

Directions:

1. Take the Achiote, Cumin, Pepper, Cloves, Salt, and Allspice and toss them in a coffee grinder. (Note: You're probably going to want to buy a new grinder for this so you don't have nasty tasting coffee later.) Grind all these into a nice, fine mixture.

2. Take your Vinegar, OJ, and Garlic and toss it in a blender.

3. Squeeze the juice out of the Lemons and add that to the blender. (Note: don't go too crazy with those lemons. Just give them a good squeeze. You don't need to squeeze out every drop of juice, trust me on this one.)

4. Remove and discard the seeds from the Habanero Peppers. Add the peppers to the blender.

5. Add the mix from step one to the blender and blend the crap out of that stuff. You'll want to make sure that the garlic cloves and habanero peppers are chopped up.

6. Chop the Pork Butt into 2-inch cubes.

7. Put the pork in a ziploc bag and pour in the mix from the blender. Let it marinate overnight.

8. Later, lay a few good-sized sheets of foil across a baking pan. (Rodriguez suggests using banana leaves, but I have yet to find and use them. Foil seems to work just fine.)

9. Pour the contents of the ziploc bag into the pan and wrap the foil up tight. (You don't want any steam to escape, so keep that in mind.) Take another sheet of foil place it over the top of the wrapped up foil and seal it all tightly.

10. Place the pan in the oven at 325 degrees. Four hours later, it's chow time.


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All that being said, this recipe is great over a bed of rice. Luke's rice recipe is awesome and I'll see if I can't get him to post it.

Enjoy!
:: posted by Joe Fuel, 11:34 AM | link | 1 comments |

Monday, November 21, 2005

Rice Noodles with Sesame-Ginger Flank Steak

I just tried this one tonight. Everyone seemed to like it...

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Ingredients:

1/3 cup rice vinegar
3 tablespoons low-sodium soy sauce
1 tablespoon hoisin sauce
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 and 1/2 teaspoons sugar
2 teaspoons grated peeled fresh ginger
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 garlic cloves, minced
2 teaspoons dark sesame oil
1 (1-pound) flank steak, trimmed and cut into 1/4-inch strips
1 and 1/2 cups shredded carrot
1 and 1/2 cups sugar snap peas
1 cup of 1/4-inch slices of red bell pepper strips
1/2 sup fresh bean sprouts
4 cups hot cooked rice noodles (roughly 8 ounces uncooked noodles)
1/2 cup chopped green onions
1 tablespoon sesame seeds, toasted

Directions:

1. Combine the first 8 ingredients in a separate bowl, stirring until sugar dissolves.

2. Heat a large nonstick skillet over a medium-high heat. Add 1 teaspoon of the sesame seed oil to the pan. Add half of the steak, saute for 4 minutes or until browned. Remove steak from pan.

3. Repeat step two with remaining oil and steak.

4. Add vinegar mixture from step 1, carrot, peas, bell pepper, and sprouts to pan. Cook and stir for 3 minutes.

5. Return steak to pan. Add noodles, cook 1 minute, stirring constantly.

6. Sprinkle with onions and sesame seeds.

7. Serve and enjoy.

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It makes a pretty generous amount of food. I doubled the recipe and it over-fed four college men.

Hope you guys like it.
:: posted by Joe Fuel, 8:29 PM | link | 1 comments |

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

In-a-Pinch Moo Shu Chicken

This is a recipe for Moo Shu Chicken. It's not too difficult, although it will require some time.

Aimee and I decided to start with this recipe because we both really like it and we both love to cook it.

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This recipe is actually pretty simple. The only tricky part is the first paragraph. You'll be just fine after that part of it.

Ingredients

Cooking spray
2 eggs
1 1/2 pounds skinless, boneless chicken breast or chicken tenderloins
2 teaspoons vegetable oil
2 teaspoons bottled minced garlic
1 1/2 teaspoons minced peeled fresh ginger
4 cups packaged cabbage-and-carrot coleslaw
3/4 cup chopped green onions
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper
1/2 cup hoisin sauce
flour tortillas



Directions

Take the frozen chicken (it actually will be easier if the chicken is frozen) and put it in your blender. Yes, I realize that's a disgusting concept, but trust me on this one. Anyway, puree the poultry. The more frightening the consistency, the better off you are. (NOTE: make sure to give yourself plenty of time for this. It's not an easy task. It is, however, well worth it.)

If you have finished this step, take a small break and do a little victory dance. The worst is over.

Heat oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add chicken, garlic, and ginger; cook roughly 3 minutes, stirring to crumble.

Stir in coleslaw, onions, salt, and pepper; cook 3 minutes or until tender, stirring frequently. Stir in hoisin.

Open a whole in the mixture about the size of your fist in the center of the pan. Crack the two eggs and cook them in the middle of that Moo Shu goodness. After they've been thoroughly cooked, be sure to stir the egg into the rest of the food.

Warm tortillas according to package directions. Load the chicken into the center of the tortilla. Roll up. Eat lots.

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That's the first of many recipes. Be sure to check back for new ones.
:: posted by Joe Fuel, 8:27 PM | link | 4 comments |